This is definitely a hill.

It does what it says on the tin.

There are no hidden agendas.

You just go

Up and up and up and up

And up and up and up!

 

And then it’s

“Wow! What a view!”

Sit. Calm. Smoke.

“It’s high and the edge is near –

The heather guards the close exit.”

 

Then it’s

Down and down and down and down

And down and down and down.

“That was a good climb

My legs have turned to jelly!

Does anyone fancy a brew?”